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  “What about corsets?”

  “You take out the steels in front and sides, lay them on a flat surface and use a small brush and a lather of white Castile soap to scrub the corsets. Run under cold water and leave to dry. Don’t iron.”

  “You’re a mine of information. Do you think Colette was murdered?”

  “If she knew something, someone might have paid her to go away,” said Becket.

  After Harry had driven them back to the castle, he helped Rose to alight and asked curiously, “Do you think you will like detective work?”

  “Perhaps.”

  He smiled down at her, a smile which illuminated his normally harsh face. “Why are you so interested in helping me?”

  “I would like to give you a worthy motive,” said Rose. “It is simply because I am bored.”

  The light went out from his face and his eyes had the old shuttered look.

  Daisy followed Rose up the stairs to their room. “My lady,” said Daisy, “It may not be my place to say so, but you must learn to flirt.”

  “Why?”

  “Because one day a handsome man’s going to come along and someone else is going to snap him up.”

  Rose looked amused. “Why are you so suddenly interested in my lack of flirting?”

  “It was when the captain asked you why you were helping him and he had ever such a nice smile, my lady, and you said it was because you was bored.”

  “What should I have said?”

  “You could have said it in a jokey sort of voice and dropped your eyelashes like this and then given a little smile.”

  “I am not romantically interested in Captain Cathcart.”

  “Would do to practice on.”

  Rose sat down in front of the dressing-table mirror and stared moodily at her reflection while Daisy took the pins out of her hat and removed it.

  “You know, Daisy, it is this pressure of marriage which annoys and depresses me. There are women in London earning their living.”

  “Not ladies.”

  “There are respectable middle-class ladies working in offices. There is nothing up the middle classes. They have sound moral values,” said Rose as if commenting on some obscure tribe of Amazonian Indians.

  “If you say so, my lady.”

  “I will now go down to breakfast and see what I can find out. I will start with my new friend, Miss Bryce-Cuddlestone.”

  “Don’t get too friendly, my lady. She could have murdered that Gore-Desmond woman herself.”

  “Nonsense.”

  “Poisoning’s a woman’s game.”

  SEVEN

  It would be impossible to read poetry properly in these upper-class accents; they have such a wretched poverty of vowel sounds: Aw waw taw gaw, they seem to be saying. Much of this yaw haw comes down to us from the drawl of the fashionable Mid-Victorian ‘swells’, who were suggesting to their listeners that they were doing them a favour by talking to them at all.

  -J. B. PRIESTLEY, THE EDWARDIANS

  In the breakfast room, Rose helped herself to kidneys and bacon and took a seat next to Margaret.

  “Have you heard any news of Colette?” she asked.

  “Not a word.”

  “You should tell the police.”

  “They will not be interested.”

  Rose hesitated and then said, “I told them myself.”

  Margaret stared at her. “When?”

  “This morning.”

  “Why?”

  “A girl is missing. Under the mattress in her room was found a silver locket, a piece of lace and a cigarette case.”

  “Those are items I gave to her.”

  “Why would she leave them behind? Someone could have packed up her belongings to make it look as if she had left. Besides, she told my maid, Daisy, that she knew something about one of the young ladies here, implying that one was having an affair.”

  Margaret’s face was stiff with outrage. “I find your poking around in things that do not concern you distasteful, to say the least. Now, if you will excuse me ...”

  Rose watched her go with dismay. What had she done wrong? Surely it was only natural to want to know what had become of the girl. She suddenly felt very alone again.

  She saw Harry, who had just entered the room. She waited until he had helped himself to a frugal breakfast of toast and coffee and called to him, “Captain Cathcart!”

  Harry joined her and said, “You are looking distressed.”

  Rose told him about her conversation with Margaret.

  “I wouldn’t read too much into it,” he said. “You will find all the guests want to forget about the death of Miss Gore-Desmond. They are certainly not going to trouble their heads about one missing lady’s maid. Perhaps Miss Margaret Bryce-Cuddlestone fell from grace herself with one of the men here.”

  “Surely not. Surely it is only married ladies who ...” Rose blushed. Then she recovered and said, “I am sharing Daisy with her. Daisy might find out something.”

  “It’s worth asking her if she can find out anything. It would explain Miss Bryce-Cuddlestone’s attitude to her maid’s disappearance.”

  “Morning, Lady Rose ... Cathcart,” said Harry Trenton, sitting down opposite them, a plate laden high with food. “Jolly fine weather. Nip in the air, what.”

  “Haven’t been awake long enough to notice,” drawled Harry.

  Other guests began to come into the dining-room. Rose noticed the change in Harry. He seemed to have an endless fund of vacuous remarks. Perhaps that was how he found out things, she thought. People would slip their guard if they thought they had nothing to fear.

  Daisy helped Margaret change into a new outfit for lunch. She was feeling more confident because Becket had told her that any fine items which needed to be cleaned by the lady’s maid rather than given to laundresses were to be brought to him and he would help her.

  “Have you been with Lady Rose for long?” asked Margaret.

  “Not long,” said Daisy. She had been primed by Rose to find out about Margaret but had not expected Margaret to want to find out about her.

  “And before that?”

  “I am the daughter of one of the tenant farmers on the Sta-cey Court estates,” lied Daisy. “I am well-educated and it was Lady Hadshire’s kind way of giving me a start in life.”

  To her relief that seemed to satisfy Margaret. “Do any of the gentlemen here please you, madam?” asked Daisy.

  “Know your place, my good girl, and do not ask impertinent questions. The lace on my oyster satin dinner gown is soiled. Please have it cleaned by this evening.”

  “Yes, ma’am.”

  “Hand me my gloves. You may go to your mistress now.”

  Daisy held the door open for her, collected the dinner gown and took it downstairs. Rose had said she had no intention of changing for lunch and that she thought the ritual of changing at least six times a day exhausting and silly.

  She went in search of Becket, who looked up his books and told her to make a lather of Castile soap, clean the lace with a fine brush after it had been unpicked from the gown, put a little alum in clean water to clear off the suds, iron it with a cool iron and then stitch it back onto the gown again.

  As she worked, Daisy told him that she had been instructed to find out all about Margaret.

  “If you want to find out who is sleeping with whom,” said Becket, “you have to watch the corridors at night.”

  “What if I’m caught?”

  “Just say your mistress can’t sleep and wants some warm milk and you lost your way. This place is a rabbit warren. They’ll believe you.”

  “A murderer wouldn’t,” said Daisy with a shiver.

  During afternoon tea when the men had returned from shooting and the ladies were fluttering around them, the marquess entered.

  “Good news,” he said. “It has been confirmed that Miss Gore-Desmond’s death was suicide. The coroner’s inquest is tomorrow. There is no need for any of you to attend. We can put the whole
matter behind us.”

  Harry followed him out of the room. “So my services are not required?”

  “Glad to say they’re not. But stay on. Be a guest.”

  “Thank you. Perhaps I will stay for a few days.”

  Harry rang for Becket and told him to bring the car round. Then, taking over the wheel himself, he drove to the Telby Arms.

  He found Kerridge in his room.

  “Been called off?” he asked.

  “The marquess must have powerful connections. But it happened just as I thought it would. I’ve got a friend in the pathology lab. Miss Gore-Desmond had taken a massive dose of arsenic. Couldn’t possibly have been a mistake with cosmetics. So a murder is being hushed up. You must be pleased.”

  “On the contrary. I am staying on for a few days. If I find out anything, I’ll let you know.”

  “The coroner will bring a verdict of accidental death. I will be constrained to say I found no evidence of foul play. Then I will leave directly afterwards and return to booking and charging the lower classes who cannot pull strings.”

  “Makes you a bit bitter, does it?”

  “You have no idea. But if you could find anything to pin this murder on any of them, I’d be very grateful. Here is my card.”

  “A word of warning,” said Harry. “Do not spout off your radical views to all and sundry. You are lucky that Lady Rose is an intelligent woman. What if word of your views got back to your superiors?”

  “I’ll be careful,” said Kerridge. “To tell the truth, I don’t know what came over me. Maybe it was the poverty of this village. The inn’s all right, but have you seen the houses? Little more than hovels.”

  “He’s a bad landlord,” said Harry with a sigh. “Maybe something can be done about it.”

  Daisy prepared Margaret for bed. Rose had said she could put herself to bed. She brushed down her hair and reached for the cotton-wool pads and wash to clean the make-up from Margaret’s face, thinking it odd that a debutante should wear makeup at all, even though it had been skilfully applied.

  “That will be all, Daisy,” ordered Margaret. “You may leave. I will not be requiring your services again. Lady Trumpington has kindly offered me the services of her lady’s maid, who is more experienced than you.”

  Daisy went out into the corridor and began to look for hiding places. She found a chest for storing linen in one of the embrasures in the corridor and managed to squeeze down behind it.

  She heard the stable clock chime midnight. She heard the last of the guests going up to bed. By one o’clock her eyes were beginning to droop and she fought to keep awake.

  She struggled with sleep until the clock chimed two, and was about to give up when she heard a furtive footstep at the end of the corridor.

  Daisy was frightened to raise her head above the chest, but looking up, she saw a large shadow racing ahead of someone carrying a candle. Then there came a soft knock on Margaret’s door.

  Daisy slowly raised her head above the chest, just in time to see the Marquess of Hedley disappearing into Margaret’s room. She waited until the door had closed behind her. Feeling stiff and cramped, she eased herself out from behind the chest.

  She crept over to the door and listened. She could hear the murmur of voices and then Margaret’s laugh, but could not make out any words.

  Afraid of being caught, Daisy decided to beat a retreat.

  She was bursting with news and felt she could not bear to wait until the morning. Daisy shook Rose awake, hissing, “You’ll never believe it.”

  Rose struggled up against the pillows. “What has happened? Another death?”

  Daisy perched on the bed, her eyes alight with excitement. “Lord Hedley went in to Miss Bryce-Cuddlestone’s bedchamber at two in the morning!”

  “Perhaps she was ill?”

  “Garn!”

  “Daisy! You must remember to behave like a proper lady’s maid!”

  Daisy was tired. “Look, my lady, a proper lady’s maid don’t have to spend the night listening at doors. Like being a proper detective means finding out things for yourself.”

  Rose’s eyes blazed with anger. And then she sank back against the pillows with a sigh. Daisy had made her feel guilty. Daisy had made her feel that she was merely playing at being a detective while delegating the hard work to someone else.

  And why should she expect Daisy to behave like a conventional servant when the very reason she liked the girl was because of the fact that she was not conventional at all.

  “You are right, Daisy. But I am shocked. How on earth can Margaret hope to find a husband when she is . ..”

  “Damaged goods?”

  “Quite.”

  “I believe some ladies say it got broke when they were out riding.”

  “Broke what?”

  “You know. The thing that keeps you a virgin. Sounds like hymn books.”

  Rose shifted awkwardly. “Never mind that. If Margaret has fallen from grace, then it stands to reason that Mary Gore-Desmond might also have been having an affair.”

  “There’s another thing,” said Daisy eagerly, “what I heard in the servants’ hall.”

  Rose was about to correct Daisy’s grammar but decided against it. The idea of escaping to London and working for a living was growing in her mind. Like herself, Daisy was now an excellent typist. They could go together. And if that happened, they would be equals. On the other hand, Daisy would need to speak properly if she were to become a businesswoman.

  “Do you want to hear what I have to say, or not?” asked Daisy.

  “Go on.”

  “Lord Hedley’s pa blew the family money building this monster of a casde. Lady Hedley’s the one with all the money. Her lawyers tied it up in the marriage settlements so he can’t get his hands on it until she’s dead. What if Lord Hedley was playing fast and loose with Miss Gore-Desmond and she threatened to tell Lady Hedley? There’s a reason for murder.”

  “It’s a reason for Lord Hedley to murder his wife. Of course, had it been Lady Hedley who had been found dead, perhaps he would be suspected right away. I think we should communicate your findings to Captain Cathcart.”

  “Thought you didn’t like him.”

  “Whether I like him or not is beside the point. He has the experience we need. Good night, Daisy. You did well.”

  “I’m sorry I forgot my place, my lady.”

  “You may behave as an equal when you are with me, but not in public. I have plans for us.”

  “What plans?”

  “I’ll tell you when I have worked it all out.”

  Harry was handed a note by Becket the following morning. It said: “Please meet us in the library at nine. We have news for you. Rose Summer.”

  Harry showed it to Becket. “We? I wonder who the other person is?”

  “I should think it would turn out to be her lady’s maid, Daisy.”

  “But one does not say we when talking about a servant. I mean, a lady’s maid is a fashionable shadow.”

  “I think Lady Rose and Daisy are more in the way of being friends.”

  “What an odd girl she is, to be sure. You’d better come along as well.”

  When they entered the library, it was to find both Rose and Daisy waiting for them.

  “I suggested we meet here,” began Rose, “because I doubt if anyone ever uses this room.”

  “Let’s sit down and you can tell me about it,” said Harry.

  He sat in one chair and Rose sat in the other. Daisy stood behind Rose and Becket behind Harry.

  “I think we should all sit together,” said Rose. “The detective work is all Daisy’s.”

  They all grouped around the library table.

  Daisy told her story while Harry listened intently. “Well done,” exclaimed Harry when Daisy had finished, and Rose felt a pang of jealousy. Not that she was romantically interested in Harry, of course. Simply that she felt she should have been the one to find out about Margaret and about the marquess’s financia
l position. “Colette’s disappearance may have had nothing to do with Miss Gore-Desmond’s death. Miss Bryce-Cuddlestone may have decided her maid knew too much and dismissed her. And yet it was she who started the search for her. Anyway, I’ve found out some more things.

  “I was talking to Maisie Chatterton. She babbles on about everything in that silly lisp of hers. She tells me that Mary Gore-Desmond said something one evening in the drawing-room to Sir Gerald Burke. Sir Gerald glared at Mary and then muttered something vicious to her, according to Maisie. Freddy Pomfret was flirting with Mary on one occasion but Maisie said that was because Mary had a large dowry. Neddie Freemantle was heard braying with laughter at everything Mary said. Maisie asked him afterwards what he had found so funny and he said Mary had mimicked the accents and behaviour of the guests brilliantly. I’ve forgotten the most important thing. Is Miss Gore-Desmond’s lady’s maid still in the castle?”

  “No, sir,” said Daisy.

  “But surely she was kept behind for questioning by the police?”

  “She left the morning after Miss Gore-Desmond was found dead. She said she would travel to the parents’ home.”

  “What was her name?”

  “Quinn, sir.”

  “Becket, we’d better get over to that inquest. The Gore-Desmonds will be there and with luck the lady’s maid. But the fact that Colette disappeared and not Quinn is most odd. Quinn would know her mistress’s secrets. What an amateur I am. I should have thought of the lady’s maid right away.”

  “Perhaps it is because you are more used to covering things up than exposing them,” said Rose.

  “That was a rather nasty thing to say.”

  “It was not meant to be nasty. It was a statement of fact.”

  “Well, here’s a statement of fact. You are the most unfemi-nine woman I have ever come across.”

  Becket cleared his throat. “I will bring the car round, sir. The ladies will wish to accompany us.”

  Becket left the room quickly before Harry could protest.

  “Where is the inquest to be held?” asked Rose.

  “At the coroner’s court in Creinton, a market town near here.”

  “Very well,” said Rose. “We will meet you outside in the courtyard in half an hour.”